Things You Never Would Think To Find In A Girl’s Bathroom

6 Jul

How I’ve gone from your typical teenage girl to … an aesthetic specialist (for lack of a better term).

I remember when I moved into my first apartment in college, and I asked my mom for a make-up table, because there were 4 of us with one bathroom. I used to wear a lot of make-up. Case in point:

Summer of 2004. My candy raver phase? I guess. Over tweezed eyebrows. Check. Spots on my shoulder from too much tanning beds (which is actually caused from a fungus for all you spotted tanners out there… GROSS). Check. Face make-up too light. Check. Choice in jewelry… no comment. Oh. And I have roots. I think I might have been going to see Roger Waters with my college boyfriend. Man, college is a time for mistakes!

Hey, I also found my college bathroom circa 2004. (I am the original facebook generation… back when you needed a .edu to join).

UMASS. That should explain anything off you might see in this picture. But as you can see. Small space for four people. And a cat.

Anyways. Normal bathroom. Right? Also, I’d just like to point out that I used to eat nothing but candy. But I always brushed my teeth. As evidenced by me brushing my teeth

So I’ve gone from this:

To this:

Well… now fast forward 8 years. I wear very basic make-up that takes me literally five minutes to do, but in return I have the weirdest stuff in my bathroom repertoire! Used for purposes I’m sure very few could guess! So here’s an insiders sneak peak to my bathroom. I hope you find this as ridiculous (and funny) as I do. Welcome to the bathroom of a high maintenance princess.

Shot 1:

I took this pic a few months ago and sent this to one of my co-workers. I thought it was absolutely comical that I had this stuff on my bathroom sink counter.

I believe the tweezers were for applying fake eyelashes. I learned to stop tweezing my own eyebrows. Please refer back to the college years if you are curious as to why.

I suppose pliers wouldn’t be a strange thing to have in the bathroom. I’m not sure what you would actually use them for or how to actually spell that word… but I use them to take out my hair extensions if they’ve gotten a little loose. Not normal.

Revitalash I use to grow my eyelashes longer and stronger for lash extensions… and because sometimes I ruin my lashes with the strip adhesives. Gotta have lovely lashes.

Shot 2:

My make-up bag. Fake Eyelashes. Behind that… Fake hair aka Diva Weava.  I wouldn’t be a Barbie Doll if I didn’t have Fake hair.  And my fav hair tool: my pink GHD

That is a legitimate paintbrush in the middle there.

Shot 3.

Shot 4: Stuff that is Usually on My Bathroom Counter

  1. Baby Powder: for my roots because I only wash my hair twice a week.
  2. Dry Shampoo: because sometimes baby powder isn’t my scene.
  3. QuickTan: Because sometimes you have to go from white to orange in 20 minutes or less.

What I’ve Done.

And then I also did a quick draw a few months ago (back when I was blonde) on all the stuff on my face that was changed. It was kind of shocking to me. I wasn’t going to post it… because there are always people out there that like to tear you down. But I guess I’m somewhat amused by it. And comfortable enough to say, bring on the controversy.

            

  1. Botox in my Glabella and Forehead
  2. Lip Augmentation  Pucker-Up, Princess – Damn Sexy Lips.
  3. Sculptra to my temples
  4. Cheek Augmentation
  5. Eyeliner tattoo
  6. Eyelash extensions
    Lovely Lashes!.
  7. Hair extensions
  8. I have juvederm under my eyes as well.

No Surgery Needed!

“Plastic surgery and breast implants are fine for people who want that,

if it makes them feel better about who they are. But, it makes these people,

actors especially, fantasy figures for a fantasy world.

Acting is about being real being honest.”
Kate Winslet

Dear Kate Winslet,

I appreciate your support for people to make their own choices on

Plastic Surgery. I assure you, I feel great about myself.

More confident than Superman. Oh wait. Is he real?

Or is that part of my delusional fantasy world?

Is that sarcasm? Or real honesty?

XOXO

LK

Like my Patriotic Red Extensions from July 4th? Happy Birthday America!

Thank you for giving me the freedom to be delusional and honest.

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One Response to “Things You Never Would Think To Find In A Girl’s Bathroom”

  1. angelboston July 6, 2012 at 9:32 am #

    Love the post! So creative and your letter to Kate pure awesomeness!!!!! Botox and lip queen you are !

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